1 00:01:37,727 --> 00:01:40,287 - Come on. 2 00:01:44,407 --> 00:01:47,285 Guys, the money! 3 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:49,125 Calm down! 4 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:54,844 - Leonardo Paci, 29, escaped from home after 8 months of marriage. 5 00:01:54,967 --> 00:02:00,644 - I miss 9 exams to graduation, - then I open a bed and breakfast in Maremma. 6 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:04,806 - Rocco: My roommate, - 32 years old, "very" late for graduation! 7 00:02:04,927 --> 00:02:09,921 - He has a sister who works as a model and a former gf who cheated him with a vet. 8 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:13,039 - To pay for university - works as a night guard. 9 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,965 - Pino: stand-up comedian. 10 00:02:16,087 --> 00:02:21,684 - In a dream, John Belushi told him - to finish his psychology studies. 11 00:02:21,807 --> 00:02:25,800 - This is Bruno Dallai, - married to Marta Sperandei ... 12 00:02:25,927 --> 00:02:30,921 ... daughter of Berto, merchant of - Follonica close to retire ... 13 00:02:31,047 --> 00:02:36,041 ... who will leave the ceramics firm - to Bruno only if he graduates. 14 00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:41,764 - So the newly wed lives a large part - of the week with us. 15 00:02:41,887 --> 00:02:45,880 - To see us so sweaty and breathless - does not seem like it ... 16 00:02:46,007 --> 00:02:48,999 ... but the only doubt - of our life is ... 17 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:54,121 ... if the birthday dinners should - be paid by the celebrated person or the guests. 18 00:02:54,247 --> 00:02:58,240 - But let's go by order - and back to a few months ago. 19 00:03:16,647 --> 00:03:20,560 - They see us. - But who sees us? 20 00:03:21,207 --> 00:03:25,280 - There are children. - Who cares! 21 00:03:25,407 --> 00:03:29,400 - There are ducks. - "Trombo" also the ducks. 22 00:03:30,327 --> 00:03:33,922 - He could come my brother. - "Trombo" him as well 23 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:38,006 - Even him? - Yes, I like the whole family! 24 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:44,878 - But do you like me more? - Yes, you drive me crazy. 25 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:49,519 - The alarm. - It seems like it, but it's not there. 26 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:52,241 - There's an alarm clock. - There is not, come on 27 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:55,882 - There's an alarm clock! - There's no alarm! 28 00:03:56,007 --> 00:03:59,602 ALARM CLOCK The alarm clock! 29 00:04:00,527 --> 00:04:03,087 Now I bang the alarm as well! 30 00:04:04,607 --> 00:04:10,523 (Southern accent) What do you do with my sister's magazines? - I read them. 31 00:04:10,647 --> 00:04:14,242 - Did you dream about her tonight? - Who? 32 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:19,043 - Letizia, have you dreamed about her? - No. - Tell the truth! 33 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:23,797 I haven't dreamed of her. At most, I may have dreamed about the blonde one. 34 00:04:23,927 --> 00:04:26,919 - The sister-in-law character in the story. - Yes, the blonde! 35 00:04:27,047 --> 00:04:31,040 Rocco, you're fixated with your sister. I dream of the blonde one. 36 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:35,365 - How is Letizia? - Brunette. But you're a pig, you have to stop. 37 00:04:35,487 --> 00:04:38,479 - Who's a pig? - Bruno! 38 00:04:38,607 --> 00:04:43,601 - Bruno, tell him, who do I dream of? - The blonde! 39 00:04:44,007 --> 00:04:47,238 (in a low voice) But you "trombi" the brunette. - I heard you! 40 00:04:47,367 --> 00:04:51,565 - Did you really dream of his sister? - In the gardens, with the ducks. 41 00:04:51,687 --> 00:04:54,884 - Leonardo, I'll make you eat the ducks! 42 00:04:55,007 --> 00:05:00,001 - How can he hear from there? - A night guard has trained ears. 43 00:05:00,127 --> 00:05:05,121 - He is very stressed, it's the third time he tries that chemistry exam. - Fourth! 44 00:05:05,247 --> 00:05:10,958 - Today I'll try again the mathematics one. What is a fraction? - Ouch! 45 00:05:11,087 --> 00:05:14,079 MOBILE RINGS 46 00:05:15,807 --> 00:05:18,605 Ready? Lover! 47 00:05:19,607 --> 00:05:22,804 Should you not be at work at this time? 48 00:05:23,527 --> 00:05:26,519 You are calling from there, and if they hear you? 49 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:30,915 I'm going to the faculty, I have the exam. 50 00:05:32,087 --> 00:05:36,080 Anyway, I'm almost done. Friday I'll be back. 51 00:05:36,207 --> 00:05:39,199 Yes, so we can see each other. 52 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:43,436 But no, you're the only one. 53 00:05:44,287 --> 00:05:47,279 Sorry, I must go. Bye. 54 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:52,240 Hey there! (in English) Are you Spanish? 55 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,284 French? 56 00:05:56,087 --> 00:05:58,078 OK! 57 00:06:04,287 --> 00:06:08,280 The graduates are like the shepherds of the christmas crib ... 58 00:06:08,407 --> 00:06:11,604 ... following the comet of culture ... 59 00:06:11,727 --> 00:06:14,719 ... come to the knowledge hut. 60 00:06:16,007 --> 00:06:21,001 If graduates are the shepherds, then who are the ox and the donkey? 61 00:06:22,327 --> 00:06:28,323 - Who are they? - They are the professors! How do you not understand the metaphors? 62 00:06:28,447 --> 00:06:33,441 - If I do not understand them, not even the public understands them. - Ignorant! 63 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:39,642 You are stuck at the time of comedians, joke-tellers and fake laughters! 64 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:45,603 - Sonia, where was I? - You were at the comet's metathor. 65 00:06:45,727 --> 00:06:48,525 I'll restart from there. 66 00:06:51,127 --> 00:06:55,120 That night came a Sardinian shepherd, a milkman. 67 00:06:55,247 --> 00:07:00,879 The milkman sold the milk of his sheep, which were sardinians like him ... 68 00:07:01,007 --> 00:07:06,001 ... to his relatives, who were not Sardinians, but looked like sheep. 69 00:07:06,127 --> 00:07:09,722 Now they should laugh. 70 00:07:12,607 --> 00:07:18,603 Sonia, I understand from your enthusiasm that maybe there is something to fix. 71 00:07:18,727 --> 00:07:22,845 But in the world there are so many things to fix. 72 00:07:22,967 --> 00:07:25,959 Especially in our relationship. 73 00:07:35,807 --> 00:07:39,800 - Good morning Professor. Can I talk to you? - You are welcome. 74 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:45,126 I am Dallai. I followed your course, very charming. 75 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:50,446 - Thank you. - I would have the exam today, but my wife has had an infection. 76 00:07:50,567 --> 00:07:55,561 Maybe they were mussels or mushrooms, but this is not the problem. 77 00:07:55,687 --> 00:08:01,478 Lately I have not been able to study a lot and if you could ... 78 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:05,202 I mean, if you want to be nicer with me ... 79 00:08:05,327 --> 00:08:10,321 - What do you mean? - I want to say that a 18/30 would be fine for me. 80 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:15,441 - Then I would be very grateful. - Do you want to give me some money? - No! 81 00:08:15,567 --> 00:08:18,957 I would never allow myself to talk about money. 82 00:08:19,087 --> 00:08:22,716 Let's say ... a souvenir ... 83 00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:26,044 ... a gift to your lady. Professor? 84 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:31,002 - A gift? - Yes, a small thing. 85 00:08:31,607 --> 00:08:35,998 - A TINTINNINO to his lady. - A TINTINNINO? 86 00:08:36,127 --> 00:08:38,436 Exactly! 87 00:08:38,567 --> 00:08:40,558 background voices 88 00:08:43,207 --> 00:08:46,643 For when it's scheduled the next exam session? 89 00:08:46,767 --> 00:08:48,280 Silence! 90 00:08:49,647 --> 00:08:52,241 We start the exams. 91 00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:55,564 You! You can come now, what's your name? 92 00:08:55,687 --> 00:09:00,238 - Dallai. - Professor, but I was the first one on the list. 93 00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:05,566 - No, Dallai first. - If the professor says I am the first one... 94 00:09:05,687 --> 00:09:08,679 Do you want to challenge the professor? 95 00:09:08,807 --> 00:09:11,799 - Good morning. - Good morning, Dallai. 96 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:17,885 Dallai, would you tell me the exact definition ... 97 00:09:18,007 --> 00:09:22,000 ... of "TINTINNINO to my lady"? 98 00:09:24,727 --> 00:09:30,324 "TINTINNINO to my lady" is the "figure of shit" I did! 99 00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:34,759 - Congratulations for the exams. - Good morning! - To you and madam! 100 00:09:34,887 --> 00:09:39,358 What does it take? It is life that ... 101 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:42,877 The calm, but lately I am not calm. 102 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:47,159 The family! This job! But if I aim ... 103 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:51,678 Rocco, how can the cowboy shoot without aiming? 104 00:09:51,807 --> 00:09:55,402 Those are movies, in reality it's much more complicated. 105 00:09:55,527 --> 00:09:59,520 - Did you ever shoot with the "iron"? - With what? - With the gun. 106 00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:03,242 - Of course, at the polygon. - And outside the polygon? 107 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:07,565 No, so far I have not shot out of the shooting range. 108 00:10:07,687 --> 00:10:12,283 - Rocco, I'd like to shoot so much. - Gerardo, please. 109 00:10:12,407 --> 00:10:15,797 Put the "iron" in the holster and do not bullshit! 110 00:10:15,927 --> 00:10:18,919 Let me have a quiet night. 111 00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:22,039 I do not do this job for a vocation. 112 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:27,161 The superiors warned me that you are a little crazy. 113 00:10:30,887 --> 00:10:33,879 They could put a sticker on it. 114 00:10:34,287 --> 00:10:38,326 Rocco, see the bottle next to the dumpster? 115 00:10:38,447 --> 00:10:40,756 Do you think I can shoot it from here? 116 00:10:40,887 --> 00:10:46,484 - You do not even take the dumpster. - Do you want to bet? - Please! 117 00:10:46,607 --> 00:10:49,599 Don't do stupid shit... 118 00:10:49,727 --> 00:10:53,720 - Put the gun away, someone can see us. - There's no one. 119 00:10:53,847 --> 00:10:59,046 And I will say I saw a shadow. I had to shoot! 120 00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:03,160 - I bet 20,000 lire that you do not hit it. - Hold this. 121 00:11:06,287 --> 00:11:09,279 Take off the safe, Gerardo. 122 00:11:12,887 --> 00:11:16,675 Aim. 20,000 lire that I hit it ! 123 00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:20,958 I got it! 124 00:11:21,087 --> 00:11:26,081 You got the parked Volkswagen ALARM! 125 00:11:36,807 --> 00:11:40,402 - Professor? - Leonardo! 126 00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:42,245 Listen. 127 00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:45,643 You should have not bothered, there was no hurry. 128 00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:49,123 - I looked for him so much. - Thank you. 129 00:11:49,247 --> 00:11:52,444 - How much do I owe you? - I do not want money from her. 130 00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:56,560 - Maria Callas! - I want a portrait. That one, for example. 131 00:11:56,687 --> 00:12:01,078 - Do you like it? - Yes, but this building? - I put it here. 132 00:12:01,207 --> 00:12:06,406 Sooner or later the Japanese will do it and then I'll have the picture already. 133 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,519 - Why did not you ever get married? - I was afraid. 134 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,878 - About what? - Of a knife. 135 00:12:14,647 --> 00:12:19,641 I was in love with a girl engaged to a violent boy. 136 00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:23,760 One day I took her home and he was waiting downstairs. 137 00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:27,482 - She told me: "Talk to him". - With the violent guy? 138 00:12:27,607 --> 00:12:33,603 But instead of talking, he pulled out a knife and I run away. 139 00:12:33,727 --> 00:12:38,118 While running I also peed my pants. What a hero! 140 00:12:38,247 --> 00:12:42,240 Some times, to get a woman, you get stabbed! 141 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:46,565 - I ran away. - I would have done the same myself. - Indeed you are divorced. 142 00:12:46,687 --> 00:12:50,680 - Professor Antonio Galliano, - class 1947 ... 143 00:12:50,807 --> 00:12:54,800 ... my former professor of history and - philosophy at the G. Carducci school. 144 00:12:54,927 --> 00:13:00,001 - Since my father died, - he is my point of reference. 145 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:04,678 - We talk a lot - and we never get to anything concrete. 146 00:13:04,807 --> 00:13:10,677 - We're fine together. Then why - it must always get to something concrete? 147 00:13:10,807 --> 00:13:13,799 MUSIC FROM THE CAR STEREO 148 00:13:26,127 --> 00:13:30,120 Hello princess! I'm your commander. 149 00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:34,445 I drive the Florence-Livorno highway at moderate speed ... 150 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:37,559 ...because the car is new. 151 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:44,879 The weather is good and on board the temperature is 20 degrees, perfect! 152 00:13:53,287 --> 00:13:55,278 HONK 153 00:14:05,447 --> 00:14:09,281 How is my beautiful wife? 154 00:14:09,887 --> 00:14:13,482 I have a husband who is studying away from home. 155 00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:19,398 - Unfortunately, the faculty is in Florence. - The bracelet? - I forgot it. 156 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:25,716 We see each other every 15 days and you do not remember to take my bracelet. 157 00:14:25,847 --> 00:14:30,045 Martha, I had much to do and then there was the exam. 158 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:34,160 - How did it go? - I got 28, I keep the average high. - Bravo. 159 00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:38,280 Let's go to eat. Next time I bring you the bracelet. 160 00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:47,560 - Hello. - Bruno, finally. - Here's our future doctor! 161 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:51,680 - How was the exam? - I took 30, I keep the average high. 162 00:14:52,407 --> 00:14:54,602 Granny! 163 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:59,721 (aloud) How are you, Giulietta? - Do not scream, I have the ear device. 164 00:14:59,847 --> 00:15:03,886 - They fixed it. - Sure. - Sit down, Bruno. 165 00:15:04,727 --> 00:15:09,881 Bruno, I can not find the two invoices of 6 million ... 166 00:15:10,007 --> 00:15:15,798 ...from Feltru Company. When you are not here, my daughters get confused. 167 00:15:15,927 --> 00:15:20,364 - Daddy, now do not talk about work. - how is the little sister doing? 168 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,923 - Fine thanks. - What about a nephew? 169 00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:28,245 - He does not want to come, and yet WE TRY! - Franco, stop it. 170 00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:32,804 - It's not a sin, would be a shame not to do it. - It will come. 171 00:15:32,927 --> 00:15:35,919 It will be called Giacomino Limberti ... 172 00:15:36,047 --> 00:15:39,437 ... left midfielder of the Sperandei Company! 173 00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:43,162 - Berto, this year we do not do the soccer team? - No. 174 00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:49,283 - What if is a girl? - Then we will put her on the bench. Right, Cecilia? 175 00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:56,797 - You cannot joke. - Sure, you're fucking jokes del cazzo! 176 00:15:56,927 --> 00:15:59,919 - Mom! - Unfortunately I said it already. 177 00:16:46,687 --> 00:16:49,042 That's enough! 178 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:54,159 - That's enough. - What is it? 179 00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:14,477 From one year we fuck in here and from one year you shut my mouth. 180 00:17:14,607 --> 00:17:20,762 We cannot continue like this, sooner or later someone will notice it. 181 00:17:20,887 --> 00:17:23,879 There's nothing to do. 182 00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:26,918 What do you expect? 183 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:33,043 I go to your father and I say to him: "Excuse me, I married the wrong daughter"? 184 00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:38,278 Bruno 185 00:17:39,407 --> 00:17:42,877 ... I want to leave Franco. - No! 186 00:17:43,847 --> 00:17:47,442 It would be the biggest cazzatà of your life. 187 00:17:48,647 --> 00:17:50,638 She is my sister. 188 00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:56,364 She was your sister years ago, and yet you did not fuss. 189 00:17:58,007 --> 00:18:00,396 Give me your hand. 190 00:18:01,007 --> 00:18:03,999 Hold me, I'm scared! 191 00:18:06,927 --> 00:18:09,725 I am too. 192 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:14,165 I am scared too. 193 00:18:15,287 --> 00:18:19,485 We try again? Come on, then I have to go. 194 00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:33,523 - You could not leave tomorrow morning? - Tomorrow I have the seminar at 8.00. 195 00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:37,640 When will you come visit me, we're never together. 196 00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:44,566 - When we will have child? - When your father dies and leaves me the company! 197 00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:48,077 Stupid! Do not mess around with these things. 198 00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:53,801 Call me more often, what else do you need the phone for? 199 00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:56,919 It's the Company phone, I will not take advantage of it. 200 00:18:57,047 --> 00:19:00,039 But when dad dies ... Ciao, beautiful! 201 00:19:02,127 --> 00:19:04,925 Long life to your dad! 202 00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:13,397 Pino, take the aspirin like everyone else. 203 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,519 Through the mouth it is not helping, do not be silly! 204 00:19:16,647 --> 00:19:20,845 But you always repeat the sketch of Sardinian milkman. 205 00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:23,959 - Now I'll let you enjoy it. - Yes! 206 00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:44,719 - D-15. - All right, you saw them. 207 00:19:44,847 --> 00:19:50,843 - No, but you always put the aircraft carrier in the corner. - I like it there. 208 00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:53,959 - And I always take it. - Do not worry. 209 00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:57,284 - B-9. - Water. - Of course! 210 00:19:57,407 --> 00:20:02,401 You asked for B-8 and B-10, you wanted to find a scuba-diver there? 211 00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:05,963 - Do not get angry. - You do not know how to play. 212 00:20:06,887 --> 00:20:10,084 Answer the phone 213 00:20:10,207 --> 00:20:13,199 - Go, Rocco. - Yes! 214 00:20:13,807 --> 00:20:15,798 C8. 215 00:20:16,687 --> 00:20:18,678 Sunk! 216 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:25,404 Since three days I've been thinking about one thing. 217 00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:30,920 In your opinion, when a pond in the winter freezes ... 218 00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:34,039 ... Where do the ducks go? 219 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:43,561 - Let's stop playing? Don't you want to stop? - I was thinking about it for three days. 220 00:20:47,807 --> 00:20:50,401 Rocco! 221 00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:01,159 Rocco, what happened? 222 00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:11,561 Rocco, enough. You have been crying since three hours ago. 223 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:16,477 I understand that you're sorry, but your grandmother was 92 years old. 224 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:22,000 You can not understand, Grandma Pia was our "pillar" ... 225 00:21:22,127 --> 00:21:24,721 ... and now it's collapsed! 226 00:21:24,847 --> 00:21:30,922 I understand that. When my grandmother died, I have cried so much. 227 00:21:31,047 --> 00:21:34,039 Yet when she was alive, she used to beat me up so much! 228 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,556 Fortunately she is dead. 229 00:21:36,687 --> 00:21:41,681 Rocco, enough. All your relatives will be at the funeral. 230 00:21:41,807 --> 00:21:44,799 - Is your sister there too? - I do not know. 231 00:21:44,927 --> 00:21:48,886 You have to stop crying and behave like a strong man. 232 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:51,999 My relatives will be more crushed than me. 233 00:21:52,127 --> 00:21:56,120 She will Leave the apartment and other things to the older grandchildren ... 234 00:21:56,247 --> 00:22:00,240 ... because the little one for her was the "black sheep" of the family. 235 00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:04,360 I hope she have left me the money she had in her bank account. 236 00:22:04,487 --> 00:22:06,876 I've done a lot for her. 237 00:22:07,007 --> 00:22:11,603 If she left me the house on Via del Querceto, even better. 238 00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:28,162 Grandmother where is she? 239 00:22:30,407 --> 00:22:32,398 Lady, be strong. 240 00:22:32,527 --> 00:22:36,725 The allergy to flowers every year destroys my nose! 241 00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:39,358 Take something for it. 242 00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:44,040 Lady, I do not know what to say. ... In these moments 243 00:22:45,727 --> 00:22:50,721 (under his breath) Is the sister here? - Uh? - Rocco's sister is here? 244 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:54,317 Fifi, this young man wants to know if Letizia is here. 245 00:22:54,447 --> 00:22:58,599 No, it was just a curiosity. ... I only asked 246 00:22:58,727 --> 00:23:01,116 I'm going to the grandmother. 247 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:12,079 - Mom. - Rocco. 248 00:23:18,927 --> 00:23:21,725 Look at your grandmother. 249 00:23:22,647 --> 00:23:26,720 She remained natural. It looks like her. 250 00:23:27,327 --> 00:23:30,319 She only misses the word! 251 00:23:30,807 --> 00:23:35,039 Poor old mother, she was so good! 252 00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:38,159 (together) She was so good! 253 00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:41,361 She was so lonely. 254 00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:44,479 (together) She was so lonely! 255 00:23:44,607 --> 00:23:47,599 And then, she loved everyone. 256 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:50,719 (Together) everybody loved her! 257 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,839 - Rocchino, touch the grandmother. - No. 258 00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:57,084 - Dāi, touch her, she's beautiful. - No, mom. 259 00:23:57,207 --> 00:24:00,722 - Touch it, please! - No. (together) Touch the grandmother. 260 00:24:00,847 --> 00:24:05,398 - Rocco, she loved you so much. - Touch it. 261 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,963 - Touch the grandmother. - No. 262 00:24:09,087 --> 00:24:13,842 - Touch it! - Dāi, Rocco. - No. SHUT UP! 263 00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:16,558 Mamma Mia! 264 00:24:16,687 --> 00:24:21,203 Rocchino, touch the granny, otherwise WE would not go away anymore. 265 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:24,524 Come Rocchino. Touch the grandmother. 266 00:24:24,647 --> 00:24:28,242 - You must touch her. - It gives me goosebumps. 267 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:33,361 She Has a skin smooth as a peach. Rocco, touch the peach! 268 00:24:36,887 --> 00:24:40,004 (Together) Touch the peach! 269 00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:50,160 - We could not come by car? - They are customs of the town. 270 00:24:50,287 --> 00:24:53,085 We have been walking for three hours! 271 00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:07,285 Maremma Ladra, I knew it, I go a flat tire! 272 00:25:07,407 --> 00:25:11,195 I told you not to come here, there are broken glasses. 273 00:25:11,327 --> 00:25:15,718 They make parties, they break the bottles. Now the wheel needs to be changed. 274 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:20,921 - Does he have a flat tire? - Yes, he has ! 275 00:25:21,047 --> 00:25:25,245 - All right, after we change the tire. - No, you have to do it right away. 276 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:29,883 Otherwise the rim will be ruined. Do you understand? 277 00:25:30,007 --> 00:25:35,206 - Who helps me change the tire? - Rocco. - Rocco helps you. 278 00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:39,206 Aunts, sit in the cool! 279 00:25:39,327 --> 00:25:41,921 Rocco, help me. 280 00:25:42,047 --> 00:25:46,086 - I'll help you. What should I do? - Change the tire. - Where is it? 281 00:25:46,207 --> 00:25:51,122 - Where do you want it to be? under the corpse! - Under the corpse? 282 00:25:51,247 --> 00:25:55,559 It is not my fault if they put the spare tire beneath the corpse? 283 00:25:55,687 --> 00:26:00,522 - We have to raise the grandmother. - Raise grandma Pia? 284 00:26:00,647 --> 00:26:03,639 Calzone with mushrooms is ready. 285 00:26:04,327 --> 00:26:08,320 Rocco, we could have had dinner at your mother's, she invited us. 286 00:26:08,447 --> 00:26:11,439 Maybe your sister would have been there later. 287 00:26:11,567 --> 00:26:16,436 There were all those hateful relatives who looked like vultures! 288 00:26:16,567 --> 00:26:21,561 I hate them all, I only loved the poor grandmother. 289 00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:28,163 She made a life of sacrifices and then she died lying on a spare tire. 290 00:26:28,767 --> 00:26:33,966 But What is life? A tire that slowly deflates. 291 00:26:36,207 --> 00:26:39,802 Guys, so much anxiety! My hunger is gone. 292 00:26:39,927 --> 00:26:45,923 - Here we are again in one of those - Galliano calls them "cosmic funnels" ... 293 00:26:46,047 --> 00:26:52,759 ... that is, the silences that are created - when anguish ruins the evening. 294 00:26:52,887 --> 00:26:56,004 - Only solution: Turn up the volume. 295 00:26:56,127 --> 00:26:59,722 Guys, I'll pay tonight. 296 00:27:00,527 --> 00:27:03,963 But not the bill, I'll pay in person. 297 00:27:09,487 --> 00:27:12,684 HIGH VOLUME MUSIC Well? 298 00:27:12,807 --> 00:27:16,402 I've done it already, it works. 299 00:29:26,487 --> 00:29:29,479 - Good morning. - Let's hope! 300 00:30:00,487 --> 00:30:02,478 Go 301 00:30:05,727 --> 00:30:08,116 The protein. 302 00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:28,401 Sonia and I do a course of mind-reading in Japanese. 303 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:31,519 Twice a week, 300,000 lire a month. 304 00:30:31,647 --> 00:30:34,798 - I'm specializing in colors. - What you mean? 305 00:30:34,927 --> 00:30:38,397 It works like this: Empty your mind and think of a color. 306 00:30:38,527 --> 00:30:43,521 Send me your harmonic vibrations through your mind ... 307 00:30:43,647 --> 00:30:49,005 ... And I can understand the color that you thought of. Let's try? - Okay. 308 00:30:49,127 --> 00:30:53,484 Clear your mind. Think a color. 309 00:30:54,327 --> 00:30:57,125 Fix the point. 310 00:30:57,327 --> 00:30:59,318 - Red. - Yellow. 311 00:30:59,447 --> 00:31:03,406 - He was close. - Yes, on a traffic light! - They are solar colors. 312 00:31:03,527 --> 00:31:06,724 Phone rings. Solar colors! 313 00:31:06,847 --> 00:31:11,875 He was not focused. I can not make mistakes. 300,000 lire per month! 314 00:31:12,007 --> 00:31:13,998 - Hello? 315 00:31:17,887 --> 00:31:22,039 Letizia? Hello. The line is bad. 316 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:24,761 No, we do not know each other. 317 00:31:24,887 --> 00:31:28,482 I mean, I know you because I see you on the magazines. 318 00:31:28,607 --> 00:31:32,361 I am Leonardo, Rocco would have talked to you about me. No! 319 00:31:32,487 --> 00:31:36,799 Rocchino, wake up. It's a beautiful day. 320 00:31:36,927 --> 00:31:40,920 The sun is shining, the little birds sing. 321 00:31:41,807 --> 00:31:44,799 - Your sister called. - Which sister? 322 00:31:44,927 --> 00:31:47,919 - How many do you have? - One. - That one, Letizia! 323 00:31:48,047 --> 00:31:53,246 - It 's impossible. - It was her, she has the same voice she has in the soap operas! 324 00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:56,962 - Why did not you pass the phone? - I did not want to wake you up. 325 00:31:57,087 --> 00:32:01,080 - What did she say? - She is in Viareggio to take some photo-shoot ... 326 00:32:01,207 --> 00:32:07,203 ... And she would come here tonight for dinner at 20.00 if you can. You can! 327 00:32:07,327 --> 00:32:12,321 No, I work tonight. I must warn her. Does she left her number? 328 00:32:12,447 --> 00:32:14,836 No. How do we do it? 329 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:19,085 It's strange that she is coming, she had to stay two weeks abroad. 330 00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:22,199 - So? - We have nothing to eat! 331 00:32:41,247 --> 00:32:45,240 Can I have some collaboration? Make some room. 332 00:32:45,887 --> 00:32:47,878 Thank you. 333 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:52,760 - We begin with the appetizers. - Bruno, wait. 334 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:57,677 - We have been waiting for two hours. - Letizia is never on time. 335 00:33:01,527 --> 00:33:06,521 - What a nice tie Leonardo has tonight! - Cute. 336 00:33:06,647 --> 00:33:08,638 Why? 337 00:33:12,607 --> 00:33:16,805 - Does it look bad? - No, you're fine, even too much! 338 00:33:23,047 --> 00:33:26,244 BELL RINGING- Here she is! - I'm going. 339 00:33:26,367 --> 00:33:31,487 - Rocchino, he went. - So? - Eh! 340 00:33:32,727 --> 00:33:34,922 Last floor. 341 00:33:42,527 --> 00:33:45,519 Riccardino, help me! 342 00:33:52,927 --> 00:33:55,725 - Letizia. - Leonardo. 343 00:33:57,687 --> 00:34:01,521 - Do we eat here? - No sorry! Come. 344 00:34:01,927 --> 00:34:04,725 - Letizia, ciao! - Hello. 345 00:34:04,847 --> 00:34:07,919 - How are you? - Good. - Look, what a sister! 346 00:34:08,047 --> 00:34:12,040 - You've lost weight. - No, indeed. I got fat. 347 00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:17,161 - You are in great shape. I wonder how many women you have! - But no, no. 348 00:34:17,287 --> 00:34:21,724 - Come. Mom called. - What did he say? - Call her. 349 00:34:25,927 --> 00:34:29,317 - Purple. - Purple! - Really? 350 00:34:29,927 --> 00:34:33,522 See? Purple is also a difficult color. 351 00:34:33,647 --> 00:34:35,842 Brava Letizia. 352 00:34:35,967 --> 00:34:40,961 She has something. I've felt it... something ! 353 00:34:41,087 --> 00:34:45,080 Brava. Now I'm going to tell it to Sonia, you are all witnesses. 354 00:34:45,207 --> 00:34:50,998 I tell her that I can guess colors and if she doesn't believe it, I'll leave her! 355 00:34:51,967 --> 00:34:54,959 - Did you really think "purple"? - I swear. 356 00:34:55,087 --> 00:35:00,798 - Purple, which made me sick, now - it seemed the only color in the world. 357 00:35:00,927 --> 00:35:05,842 - In Letizia's smile - there was the "cosmic lightness" ... 358 00:35:05,967 --> 00:35:10,961 ... that for Galliano is the micro-force - that only some people do ... 359 00:35:11,087 --> 00:35:14,079 ... to be - instantaneously exceptional. 360 00:35:14,207 --> 00:35:19,998 - Thinking about a color? - No, I was thinking that I have nothing purple. 361 00:35:22,607 --> 00:35:27,601 - Can we make a toast to Letizia, Leonarduccio? - Sure. 362 00:35:27,727 --> 00:35:30,924 - I have something to celebrate. - Very well. 363 00:35:31,047 --> 00:35:34,039 - Is it a new contract? - No, much more. 364 00:35:34,167 --> 00:35:39,764 - Did they propose to make a movie? - No, it's something different. 365 00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:43,516 - I do not understand, what is it? - I'm waiting for a child. 366 00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:53,206 - Letizia, mom knows? - Not yet. 367 00:35:54,927 --> 00:35:59,523 What a tragedy! Who is the father? 368 00:35:59,647 --> 00:36:04,960 - While it was over between me and Federico, I met Tony and. .. - Please continue. 369 00:36:05,087 --> 00:36:11,083 - It's not your fucking business! - Rocco, I want to keep the baby. Okay? 370 00:36:11,207 --> 00:36:14,404 Sorry if I tell you, Rocco, but it's right. 371 00:36:14,527 --> 00:36:19,317 - And Tony? - It's over with him too. - It's over, of course! 372 00:36:19,447 --> 00:36:25,079 Okay, it's over also with Tony. Shall I make coffee? 373 00:36:25,207 --> 00:36:29,200 No thanks. I'm leaving, tomorrow I have to get up early. 374 00:36:30,287 --> 00:36:34,326 - Hi, Rocco. Hello guys. - Hello. 375 00:36:35,647 --> 00:36:39,845 Rocco, should I take her to the car? A girl alone at night ... 376 00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:43,039 I'll do it for you. Should I take her? 377 00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:45,158 I'll walk her! 378 00:36:47,327 --> 00:36:50,922 Now he will bang her too, Bingo! 379 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:55,119 But "vattenne", shitty person! 380 00:37:04,487 --> 00:37:11,245 - What's wrong? - I tell my brother that I'm pregnant and he passes out! 381 00:37:12,127 --> 00:37:15,437 It's true, I do not know who the father is ... 382 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,957 ... But he didn't have to treat me like a whore! 383 00:37:19,087 --> 00:37:23,080 If he reacted like that, my mother will for sure die of a heart attack! 384 00:37:24,287 --> 00:37:30,965 It 's crazy. I should be pampered, understood, but nothing like that happens. 385 00:37:31,087 --> 00:37:37,276 I know. When I separated, they called me "ruiner of families". 386 00:37:37,407 --> 00:37:42,003 My mother told me: "Think if there were any children!" 387 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:46,917 She made me two balls like this! Then I told her: "Enough, there are no children". 388 00:37:47,047 --> 00:37:50,039 - Enough With the blackmail of the children. - It 's true. 389 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:54,558 If the kids are there, a couple must pretend to get along anyway?! 390 00:37:54,687 --> 00:37:58,316 Lower your voice, children are sleeping! 391 00:37:58,447 --> 00:38:02,235 You see, children are asleep at this time. 392 00:38:03,207 --> 00:38:06,404 Friends and relatives are like fireflies ... 393 00:38:06,527 --> 00:38:09,519 ... they are there, then they are not there anymore! 394 00:38:09,647 --> 00:38:12,241 They are there and they are not there! 395 00:38:12,367 --> 00:38:17,361 - I'd love to come see you do the make photo-shoots. - Why? 396 00:38:17,487 --> 00:38:21,082 Because I do not want you to walk away now ... 397 00:38:21,207 --> 00:38:24,199 ... and I will never see you again. 398 00:38:24,327 --> 00:38:29,117 You can come, but there will be 200 shots. 399 00:38:29,247 --> 00:38:33,445 - At the beginning you have fun, but then you get bored. - And I will get bored! 400 00:38:33,567 --> 00:38:38,766 We shoot at the dock from 9.00 to 18.00 for the all week. 401 00:38:38,887 --> 00:38:42,880 - Come if you want, but you'll get bored. - I'll get bored. 402 00:38:43,687 --> 00:38:46,485 - Hello. - Hello. 403 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:51,725 I'll come for sure. 404 00:38:56,527 --> 00:38:58,802 What a night! 405 00:38:58,927 --> 00:39:03,921 Do you understand? She is pregnant and she doesn't know who the father is! What a slut! 406 00:39:04,047 --> 00:39:09,644 Just think that your cousin was caught a week before the wedding ... 407 00:39:09,767 --> 00:39:15,763 ... With a house painter. - If she had known that he was a painter ... 408 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:19,721 Meanwhile, the slut has taken a good "brush"! 409 00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:28,280 Rocco, tonight you are not you. 410 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:33,197 You came late, your face is pale like a dead man. 411 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:39,516 - Do you have a problem with a woman? - In a sense. - Forget about it. 412 00:39:39,647 --> 00:39:44,641 - You should expect anything from women, I said that ... - That what? 413 00:39:44,767 --> 00:39:50,763 You, Paperini, Mariotti, Poggiolini, you underestimate me, however ... 414 00:39:50,887 --> 00:39:56,803 - However? - Rocco, I have two women who did not give me peace. 415 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:01,282 A day with one, the other day with the other. 416 00:40:01,407 --> 00:40:05,002 Like the alternate car plates . But "vattenne"! 417 00:40:07,607 --> 00:40:09,598 But "Vattenne"! 418 00:40:09,727 --> 00:40:14,721 (Southern accent) You think women like you because you are tall? 419 00:40:14,847 --> 00:40:20,683 Also, you're not even tall, you're in the average and envious. 420 00:40:20,807 --> 00:40:22,479 Envious! 421 00:40:31,287 --> 00:40:36,680 - Come on. - Did you have breakfast? - Hello. You came to bore you! 422 00:40:36,807 --> 00:40:39,799 - Can we finish later? - Yes thanks. 423 00:40:42,487 --> 00:40:46,878 - What scene are we shooting this morning? - Scene of jealousy at the port. 424 00:40:47,007 --> 00:40:49,999 My husband cheats on me with the cashier of the cinema ... 425 00:40:50,127 --> 00:40:54,120 ... who is also my best friend. - It's a classic! 426 00:40:54,247 --> 00:40:57,717 - Rocco has recovered? - A little. 427 00:40:57,847 --> 00:41:02,841 - What's for breakfast? - There's pastry with rice, baba' cake. 428 00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:06,880 And this, I bought it. It is called "polacchina". 429 00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:12,877 It should be soaked in coffee, but it's good even by itself. 430 00:41:13,007 --> 00:41:15,999 - What's its name? - Polacchina. 431 00:41:16,727 --> 00:41:21,721 - Do you like, Osvaldo? - Who is he? - The name, if the baby will be a male. 432 00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:25,362 - No, I will call him-her Lorenzo or Viola. - And if they're twins? 433 00:41:25,487 --> 00:41:28,524 Come in. 434 00:41:29,207 --> 00:41:35,203 Letizia, there's the usual problem. To save money on transfers ... 435 00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:38,319 ... we don't have neither the old-lady and the sailor. 436 00:41:38,447 --> 00:41:43,601 We cut the scene of the old-lady, but where I could find a sailor? 437 00:41:43,727 --> 00:41:45,718 Is he your friend? 438 00:41:47,927 --> 00:41:51,317 I cannot do anything, I'll just waste the film. 439 00:41:51,447 --> 00:41:56,043 - I have all the pictures as a child with my eyes closed. - You're good. 440 00:41:56,167 --> 00:42:00,877 - Can I take off my hat? - No, the costume is from the sponsor. 441 00:42:01,007 --> 00:42:03,202 Just stay here. 442 00:42:11,327 --> 00:42:16,321 Letizia, you have just knew that your husband is cheating you with your friend. 443 00:42:16,447 --> 00:42:20,804 - For revenge you kiss the first boy walking down the street. - That's me! 444 00:42:21,687 --> 00:42:25,680 - All right, but calm down. Let's begin. - What should I do? 445 00:42:25,807 --> 00:42:27,843 Stay cool! 446 00:42:27,967 --> 00:42:31,960 - Action. - Old pig, now I'll show you! 447 00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:38,318 Stop! Brava Letizia. Now the sailor walks behind them. 448 00:42:38,447 --> 00:42:40,438 Ready? 449 00:42:41,127 --> 00:42:44,756 When the action starts, pretend to walk. 450 00:42:45,487 --> 00:42:47,478 Pretend? 451 00:42:48,207 --> 00:42:50,198 Action 452 00:42:51,287 --> 00:42:55,280 I can cheat on you too. I'll go to bed with the first one I find. 453 00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:59,400 - What the fuck are you doing, you imbecile? - Watch out with words! 454 00:42:59,527 --> 00:43:03,520 I told you, gentleman, that I'll just waste the film. 455 00:43:03,647 --> 00:43:06,764 - I do not know how to do these things. - We'll finish in the morning! 456 00:43:06,887 --> 00:43:12,086 If no one tells me how to pretend to walk, then I invent the move myself. 457 00:43:12,207 --> 00:43:15,404 You have to stand still, like this! 458 00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:19,557 - Quite right? - Quite right. Action! 459 00:43:19,687 --> 00:43:22,281 Mr. Director ... 460 00:43:22,407 --> 00:43:26,605 ... it seems like I'm going to hit the yellow pole like this? 461 00:43:26,727 --> 00:43:31,881 - No, the pole is not seen. - I am saying it for you, if the magazine is bad then ... 462 00:43:32,007 --> 00:43:38,196 Letizia, after you said your part, kiss the sailor. 463 00:43:39,287 --> 00:43:42,120 - Action! - Stop. 464 00:43:43,367 --> 00:43:49,237 - What's now? - Do not get angry, I stepped on a piece of shit. 465 00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:56,161 I'll have a strange facial expression and ruin the magazine. 466 00:43:56,287 --> 00:43:58,278 Get clean. 467 00:43:59,447 --> 00:44:04,237 - I'm ready. - Well, let's start from the kiss. 468 00:44:05,367 --> 00:44:09,918 - Without my line? - Repeat only the last one. Action. 469 00:44:10,047 --> 00:44:15,041 I can cheat on you too, I'll go to bed with the first one passing down street. 470 00:44:31,207 --> 00:44:36,440 Stop! Good, finally. The sailor has finished. 471 00:44:37,727 --> 00:44:39,718 Bravo. 472 00:44:54,127 --> 00:44:58,120 My father-in-law is 65 years old and looks like a kid! 473 00:44:58,247 --> 00:45:04,243 - I got you a nice tie, Berto. - It's troppo flashy for me.too 474 00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:13,722 Hello, Alexandra. Can I speak to her for a moment? 475 00:45:13,847 --> 00:45:16,839 Go to the phone, somebody wants to talk to you. 476 00:45:31,847 --> 00:45:34,839 I got it. 477 00:45:37,407 --> 00:45:40,479 Ready? Hi, Gina. 478 00:45:40,607 --> 00:45:43,963 Did you make the two 6 million invoices disappear? 479 00:45:44,087 --> 00:45:45,964 Sure. 480 00:45:46,087 --> 00:45:48,476 Your father asked me about that. 481 00:45:48,607 --> 00:45:53,203 It seems very strange to me too, Gina. I do not know what to say. 482 00:45:53,327 --> 00:45:59,163 Then you have to make other two fake ones, but with the right number this time. 483 00:45:59,287 --> 00:46:01,676 Otherwise, they will find out. 484 00:46:01,807 --> 00:46:06,517 Love, maybe it's better not to see you tonight. 485 00:46:07,447 --> 00:46:10,439 I'm sorry, Gina. I'll see you again another day then. 486 00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:15,357 However, do not worry. Okay? Bye. 487 00:46:27,767 --> 00:46:30,122 Bruno 488 00:46:30,967 --> 00:46:34,960 Are you a lone wolf? We are waiting you for the toast. 489 00:46:35,447 --> 00:46:41,044 - I toasted myself. - Bruno, you're sad. What is it? 490 00:46:42,087 --> 00:46:46,080 What's wrong? Tonight there are too many clouds. 491 00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:50,283 - How many clouds are there? - Let's count them. 492 00:46:51,527 --> 00:46:55,725 Now I have to tell you something in confidence. 493 00:46:55,847 --> 00:47:00,841 We are now friends. And then, I think men should discuss those kind of things. 494 00:47:01,887 --> 00:47:07,883 Days ago, by chance, I overheard a conversation between our wives. 495 00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:13,439 - So? - Trombala more your wife. 496 00:47:14,007 --> 00:47:18,000 Women are not like us, they need it and often. 497 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:23,918 Otherwise, while you count the clouds, she will get another lightning bolt! 498 00:47:24,047 --> 00:47:29,246 Do you want to stay electrocuted? Dāi, Bruno, we're waiting for you inside. 499 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,042 Ciao, Ciccio! 500 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:36,806 That "moron" is right, "pipala" more! 501 00:47:43,407 --> 00:47:49,004 She left four messages on the machine, but what does that mean? 502 00:47:49,127 --> 00:47:54,360 It would be useless to come back with Tony, we are too different. He is a snob. 503 00:47:54,487 --> 00:47:57,479 This summer he took me for a horse ride in the Andes. 504 00:47:57,607 --> 00:48:01,646 At first I had fun, but then a bore! 505 00:48:01,767 --> 00:48:05,919 I care because he always manages to make amends for himself. 506 00:48:06,047 --> 00:48:11,838 Sexually, he and I are the same, and this is essential in a couple. 507 00:48:11,967 --> 00:48:14,959 It's his child, I know. But I didn't tell him. 508 00:48:15,087 --> 00:48:18,523 As a father he would be a disaster. 509 00:48:18,647 --> 00:48:21,639 - Make a move on a woman - it's like solving an equation ... 510 00:48:21,767 --> 00:48:25,555 ... you do not have to make a mistake - or the result changes. 511 00:48:25,687 --> 00:48:28,679 - Sometimes then "K factor" takes over ... 512 00:48:28,807 --> 00:48:32,800 ... that is the element that makes - a woman unreachable. 513 00:48:32,927 --> 00:48:36,317 - And Letizia - had too many "K factors"! 514 00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:39,439 - She was too sexy, too - smart ... 515 00:48:39,567 --> 00:48:43,958 ... but above all "too much" - was the bill for that dinner! 516 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:49,081 - 253,000 lire! And I, to be cooler, rounded up to 260,000 ... 517 00:48:49,207 --> 00:48:52,597 ... leaving 7,000 liras - as a tip ... 518 00:48:52,727 --> 00:48:57,005 ... that is the cost of a pizza - and a beer from Vittorino. 519 00:48:58,127 --> 00:49:01,517 For me it is hard to do normal things. 520 00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:05,879 Being beautiful is an advantage, though it is also a difficult! 521 00:49:06,007 --> 00:49:10,000 Because you men are always "horny". 522 00:49:10,967 --> 00:49:13,959 Attention, here is a demonstration. 523 00:49:14,087 --> 00:49:18,285 If a sock falls, what should I do to take it up? 524 00:49:18,407 --> 00:49:20,398 This. 525 00:49:23,567 --> 00:49:27,082 No, it's just a demonstration! 526 00:49:31,647 --> 00:49:35,117 If your sock falls, then people will notice? 527 00:49:35,247 --> 00:49:38,876 - She was right, - that normal gesture was enough ... 528 00:49:39,007 --> 00:49:42,204 ...to raise my blood pressure! 529 00:49:42,327 --> 00:49:45,797 - To calm down I had to think -of something sad ... 530 00:49:45,927 --> 00:49:48,919 ... that made me lower - my adrenaline rush. 531 00:49:49,047 --> 00:49:53,359 - For example: The high school final exam, - Rocco's dead grandmother ... 532 00:49:53,487 --> 00:49:56,479 ... Fiorentina in Serie B. 533 00:49:56,607 --> 00:50:00,600 - But it was useless, because everything - she swept away in a moment ... 534 00:50:00,727 --> 00:50:04,037 ... when she asked - that fateful question ... 535 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:07,557 Would you sleep with me tonight? 536 00:50:09,367 --> 00:50:12,564 No, we know each for too little time. 537 00:50:12,687 --> 00:50:15,804 We would risk ruining everything. 538 00:50:15,927 --> 00:50:18,361 Is it true? 539 00:50:19,807 --> 00:50:21,604 Yes! 540 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:25,845 I appreciate it,that you are truthful, because... 541 00:50:25,967 --> 00:50:31,564 - Sincere? Letizia, that night I - I would have made love on the waterfront. 542 00:50:31,687 --> 00:50:34,679 - I would have torn you - biting your socks! 543 00:50:34,807 --> 00:50:38,800 - On that marble bench, - if you had let me do it ... 544 00:50:38,927 --> 00:50:41,919 ... nine and a half weeks - would not have been enough! 545 00:50:44,127 --> 00:50:47,722 Bravo, go on, so we lose two more shots! 546 00:50:47,847 --> 00:50:53,638 Keep calm, otherwise my hands will sweat and I will miss it. 547 00:50:53,767 --> 00:50:57,157 - Explain to him that it's a matter of sweat. - Sure. 548 00:50:57,287 --> 00:51:01,280 Leonardo, we try to lose because I can not drink anymore. 549 00:51:03,047 --> 00:51:06,835 Bruno, you have to balance the throw. 550 00:51:06,967 --> 00:51:09,959 And then, consider the center of gravity. 551 00:51:14,727 --> 00:51:17,924 Hello, Marilena. Can you give me a quart of milk? 552 00:51:18,647 --> 00:51:22,845 "Center of Gravity", come and see who has entered. 553 00:51:26,247 --> 00:51:28,238 The Neapolitan. 554 00:51:28,367 --> 00:51:31,564 I never remember to buy the milk. 555 00:51:34,047 --> 00:51:36,038 Thank you. 556 00:51:36,887 --> 00:51:39,879 - Go to her and stop her. - No. 557 00:51:40,007 --> 00:51:43,795 - Come on, seize the moment! - What do I tell her? - Improvise. 558 00:51:43,927 --> 00:51:47,317 - Just tell me how I start. - Go! 559 00:51:48,327 --> 00:51:50,921 Go, Rocchino! 560 00:52:09,607 --> 00:52:12,804 - Are you following me? - Yes. 561 00:52:15,647 --> 00:52:18,639 All right, I'm Anna. 562 00:52:20,127 --> 00:52:24,120 I study Arts. You always play at the bar. 563 00:52:24,247 --> 00:52:28,240 - When I enter you get distracted. Do you like me? - Yes 564 00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:32,159 It took a long time to decide. 565 00:52:32,287 --> 00:52:36,280 Keep the milk. I thought: "With all those guys at the bar ..." 566 00:52:36,407 --> 00:52:40,798 "... because nobody asks me to take me home?" 567 00:52:40,927 --> 00:52:46,524 - Is it normal to leave a girl alone at night? - No. 568 00:52:47,367 --> 00:52:50,996 - Do you like milk? - Contains calcium. - It's good. 569 00:52:54,087 --> 00:52:57,477 - Where is Rocco? - A car might have hit him!! 570 00:52:57,607 --> 00:53:03,921 You do not understand his appeal. He looks like an intellectual, girls like it. 571 00:53:04,047 --> 00:53:09,041 - Girls like muscles. - No, girls like brains. 572 00:53:09,167 --> 00:53:13,160 - I got Sonia with intelligence. - Really? 573 00:53:13,287 --> 00:53:17,565 The first date I took her to a intellectual russian movie. 574 00:53:17,687 --> 00:53:23,080 - She liked a lot. Then we never went back there ... Oh! - Bravo. 575 00:53:23,207 --> 00:53:28,281 Well, now tell me why you hit on me. Say it! 576 00:53:57,807 --> 00:54:01,800 - It's really hot, right? - Yes, it's a really hot day. 577 00:54:01,927 --> 00:54:04,919 - Take off your shirt. - Yes. 578 00:54:05,527 --> 00:54:09,805 - What's this? - It is the Madonna di Montenero. 579 00:54:09,927 --> 00:54:12,919 My whole family is devote to her. 580 00:54:13,047 --> 00:54:16,039 -Can you remove it? - Yes. 581 00:54:16,167 --> 00:54:19,955 Nice wallcarpet. It 's very nice here. 582 00:54:20,087 --> 00:54:23,079 Wait up. Here it is. 583 00:54:45,607 --> 00:54:47,598 Come here. 584 00:54:54,167 --> 00:54:56,761 You are beautiful. 585 00:55:02,687 --> 00:55:05,281 You are beautiful. 586 00:55:06,367 --> 00:55:09,564 I see you when you look at me in the bar. 587 00:55:11,007 --> 00:55:13,999 - Pork! - I'm not a pig. 588 00:55:17,247 --> 00:55:21,035 - Would you do anything for me? - Anything. 589 00:55:23,167 --> 00:55:27,957 - Would you do a robbery? - Yes, a 200 million robbery. 590 00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:33,918 - What if a friend of mine would be here? - I would even rob her. 591 00:55:34,047 --> 00:55:39,246 - No, I mean, would you make love with both of us? - Yes, call her. 592 00:55:39,367 --> 00:55:41,358 Come on, call her! 593 00:55:41,487 --> 00:55:46,686 And what if my boyfriend would be looking at us, will it turn you on? 594 00:55:46,807 --> 00:55:50,436 Yes, a cheated on boyfriend that looks at us! 595 00:55:50,967 --> 00:55:54,357 - What if he wants to participate? - Ah! 596 00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:57,684 Yes, we make him participate. We give him 33% /! 597 00:55:57,807 --> 00:56:01,004 And what if he wanted to do everything with everyone? 598 00:56:01,127 --> 00:56:04,517 Yes, I do everything with everyone! 599 00:56:04,647 --> 00:56:07,639 - Luciano. - My name is Rocco. 600 00:56:08,407 --> 00:56:12,400 - Luciano, come on. - No, my name is Rocco. And I'll come in a while 601 00:56:12,527 --> 00:56:15,917 Yes, immobilize me. I like it. Luciano, come on. 602 00:56:16,047 --> 00:56:21,041 - Beautiful Neapoletana! - Luciano, come! 603 00:56:23,847 --> 00:56:28,159 - Block me, I like being immobilized. - Yes! 604 00:56:29,287 --> 00:56:32,484 - No, so you make me shiver. - Kiss Me. 605 00:56:32,607 --> 00:56:37,397 - But who is this? - It's Luciano, my boyfriend. 606 00:56:37,527 --> 00:56:40,917 - What do you care, dāi! - Oh, this guy touched me. 607 00:56:41,047 --> 00:56:46,041 - You said I could come. - I said it in a moment of excitement. 608 00:56:46,167 --> 00:56:52,163 - Rocco, do not spoil it now. Come here. - Stop, I'm not doing this! 609 00:56:52,287 --> 00:56:56,678 - Had you replied to the announcement? - No, I met him at the bar. 610 00:56:56,807 --> 00:56:59,446 But which advertisement? 611 00:56:59,567 --> 00:57:02,957 It seemed too easy. The pink room, the tapestry ... 612 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:05,078 Stop! 613 00:57:06,607 --> 00:57:10,998 She was so easy ... I was an asshole. 614 00:57:11,127 --> 00:57:13,118 Trivial? 615 00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:15,838 Trivial? 616 00:57:16,327 --> 00:57:19,319 I am not trivial, I am normal. 617 00:57:21,847 --> 00:57:26,238 I only like women, women alone. 618 00:57:26,367 --> 00:57:30,758 - You can not know if you do not try. - I already know that I do not like it! 619 00:57:30,887 --> 00:57:34,482 - How provincial you are! - How whore you are! 620 00:57:42,007 --> 00:57:46,398 - The Madonna of Montenero. - If you change your mind, we are here. 621 00:57:48,527 --> 00:57:52,520 Luciano, go back to the closet and lock it this time! 622 00:57:56,927 --> 00:57:59,919 - Good morning Professor. - Good morning. 623 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:08,641 - Professor, do you know Geronimo Fusco? -He is tall and has a beard? 624 00:58:08,767 --> 00:58:13,761 - He has a beard, but the picture is half-length. - He was a carpenter. 625 00:58:13,887 --> 00:58:18,881 He died, crushed by the trailer of a truck, not even under the truck! 626 00:58:19,007 --> 00:58:24,001 His wife, Antonina Fusco, died of a heart attack on New Year's Eve. 627 00:58:24,127 --> 00:58:29,121 To joke around they started "fireworks" from the garden of his house ... 628 00:58:29,247 --> 00:58:31,397 ... And she had a heart attack. 629 00:58:32,327 --> 00:58:36,320 "Guglielmo Marconi". Professor, is it him? 630 00:58:36,447 --> 00:58:38,642 Yes, Guglielmo Marconi. 631 00:58:38,767 --> 00:58:44,558 - But Marconi Marconi? - Yes, the inventor of Tl-Tl-Tl-TI ... 632 00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:48,282 - I did not know he was buried here. - Ignorant! 633 00:58:48,407 --> 00:58:52,605 Marconi was not dead in '51, he died in 1937. 634 00:58:52,727 --> 00:58:58,518 Crazy parents! A child with that surname can not be called Guglielmo. 635 00:58:59,727 --> 00:59:01,718 You're right. 636 00:59:07,567 --> 00:59:12,561 - It's appetizing. - Who? - The sister of your friend, the photomodel. 637 00:59:12,687 --> 00:59:17,283 - Letizia. - I can see that you like her, you're in love. 638 00:59:17,407 --> 00:59:21,764 - It's not true. - Yes, yes, you have "the spermatozoic eye"! 639 00:59:21,887 --> 00:59:25,596 - Professor! - If you do not want to, we will not talk about it. 640 00:59:25,727 --> 00:59:30,323 - Do you want to marry her? - I? With my precedents? No! 641 00:59:30,447 --> 00:59:35,441 She's one of those ... DRIN-DRIN, mobile phone, bouquets ... 642 00:59:35,567 --> 00:59:40,960 She's always around Italy: Milan, Rome, Palermo, Bari 643 00:59:41,087 --> 00:59:44,477 Then there's the baby, I know how these things will end up. 644 00:59:44,607 --> 00:59:47,599 Sure, she's beautiful. And even my type. 645 00:59:47,727 --> 00:59:51,925 But she goes to Milan, Rome, Palermo, Bari. Bari very often. 646 00:59:55,807 --> 01:00:00,358 - Leonardo, what are you doing? - I thought it was lower. 647 01:00:01,687 --> 01:00:05,680 - Did you start smoking again? - Do you want one? - I do not smoke. 648 01:00:05,807 --> 01:00:08,799 - I need to pee. - Do you do it here? 649 01:00:09,967 --> 01:00:11,958 I need to. 650 01:00:14,127 --> 01:00:17,119 - I can't get it hard anymore. - Sorry? 651 01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:20,239 My dick, it doesn't get hard anymore. 652 01:00:20,767 --> 01:00:23,759 - It will be a period. - A period? 653 01:00:23,887 --> 01:00:27,880 Unfortunately, the mind and the body are no longer coordinated. 654 01:00:28,007 --> 01:00:30,999 I think too much, I should think less. 655 01:00:54,807 --> 01:01:00,484 - Hurry up with this apple! - What an anguish, you look like a caged bear! 656 01:01:00,607 --> 01:01:03,599 I have an appointment at 11.00 for the audition. 657 01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:08,721 - With only two minutes, I can not do the part of the Sardinian milkman. - Well! 658 01:01:08,847 --> 01:01:11,236 Sonia, go away! 659 01:01:11,727 --> 01:01:14,719 No, I'm kidding. Please stay. 660 01:01:16,687 --> 01:01:22,683 - I do the piece of Sardinian milkman. - Piccioncini, what should I do? 661 01:01:22,807 --> 01:01:27,085 Pretend to be his agent and talk to the director. 662 01:01:27,207 --> 01:01:30,199 It will seem all the more professional. 663 01:01:31,127 --> 01:01:35,518 - And if they will take him? - I'll make 12 episodes on RAI2, you know? 664 01:01:35,647 --> 01:01:39,242 I understand that it will be a crappy moment! 665 01:01:40,247 --> 01:01:46,038 - Guys, I look like a door to door seller. - You are perfect. 666 01:01:49,167 --> 01:01:54,161 - You wait here. - Why? - I can not go in with the girlfriend. 667 01:01:54,287 --> 01:01:57,279 - Dāi, I come too. - Sonia! 668 01:01:57,887 --> 01:01:59,878 Support him. 669 01:02:00,327 --> 01:02:02,318 Ignorant! 670 01:02:29,367 --> 01:02:33,360 This is the magical world of the TV entertainment. 671 01:02:33,487 --> 01:02:35,682 Go, Pino. 672 01:02:35,807 --> 01:02:39,004 - The comedians auditioning - Go, Pino! 673 01:02:39,567 --> 01:02:42,559 - Come on. - Give me your best wishes. 674 01:02:42,687 --> 01:02:46,680 - Best wishes. - No, the wishes are not made before auditions! I go. 675 01:02:47,567 --> 01:02:51,765 My friend is a good comedian, he make people laugh. 676 01:02:57,127 --> 01:02:59,118 - Hello. 677 01:03:02,927 --> 01:03:08,126 - You're a manager, are not you? - Do you ask me because I have a tie? 678 01:03:08,247 --> 01:03:11,239 No, you're all dressed alike. 679 01:03:11,727 --> 01:03:15,322 Do you only deal with famous people or even with newcomers? 680 01:03:15,447 --> 01:03:21,204 Many are famous people, but lately I take everything. 681 01:03:21,327 --> 01:03:26,321 - I could be yours? - Yes, what do you do? - Ballerina sado-masochistic on cubes. 682 01:03:27,247 --> 01:03:29,442 What does it mean? 683 01:03:29,567 --> 01:03:33,765 We are two girls, one enjoys and the other whips. 684 01:03:34,567 --> 01:03:38,116 - Do you earn well? - Approximately 25,000 lire per lace. 685 01:03:38,247 --> 01:03:41,239 The more they hit, the more you earn! 686 01:03:41,687 --> 01:03:47,478 - Will you take me? - I have a small car, I have no room for the cubes. 687 01:03:47,607 --> 01:03:51,600 If I will buy a bigger car, we can discuss it 688 01:03:52,447 --> 01:03:55,439 - Who's that? - Crazy. 689 01:03:55,567 --> 01:04:00,960 - She is a sado-maso dancer on the cube. - A "cube" I would give to her! 690 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:04,682 - Leonardo, come. - How did it go? - They got me. 691 01:04:04,807 --> 01:04:07,799 - Already done? - I'm too strong, I knew it. 692 01:04:07,927 --> 01:04:13,524 Now you pretend to be my manager and talk to the man about the money. 693 01:04:13,647 --> 01:04:18,675 - Here we go. - But have you already done it? - Yes, you just have to talk about the fee. 694 01:04:18,807 --> 01:04:23,517 - Come. He is the boy of the audition. - Hi, I'm Paci. 695 01:04:23,647 --> 01:04:27,845 - This guy made me have fun. - Good boy! 696 01:04:27,967 --> 01:04:31,403 - Very good, congratulations. - Good. 697 01:04:31,527 --> 01:04:34,519 - Anyway, it's better if ... - Did you change your mind? 698 01:04:34,647 --> 01:04:37,639 No, but while we discuss it is better for the artist... 699 01:04:37,767 --> 01:04:43,763 - Ah! Pino, waiting outside. We need to talk about money. - It won't take much. 700 01:04:43,887 --> 01:04:47,880 - Sit down. I had a lot of fun. - Thank you. 701 01:04:48,007 --> 01:04:51,397 But these guys need to be a bit calibrated. 702 01:04:51,527 --> 01:04:55,725 - Are you the manager? - Yes. - He must be more measured. 703 01:04:55,847 --> 01:05:01,638 He's good, though it should be a bit more ... 704 01:05:03,447 --> 01:05:05,642 And a little less ... 705 01:05:07,607 --> 01:05:11,600 And then he would be perfect, because he's good. 706 01:05:11,727 --> 01:05:17,006 - I mean, a little more ... How? - He understood, because he has experience. 707 01:05:17,127 --> 01:05:22,121 We offer these young men the same amount they earned ... 708 01:05:22,247 --> 01:05:27,241 ... The last time they worked. How much did he get? - Three million. 709 01:05:27,367 --> 01:05:30,564 - What's your name? - Paci. 710 01:05:30,687 --> 01:05:36,683 Paci, how much has he earned the last time you worked with him? 711 01:05:39,127 --> 01:05:41,118 Two million. 712 01:05:41,927 --> 01:05:44,999 - What is your first name? - Leonardo. 713 01:05:45,127 --> 01:05:47,516 It's a beautiful name. 714 01:05:47,927 --> 01:05:53,320 Leonardo, how much has he earned the last time? 715 01:05:53,847 --> 01:05:57,522 - A million. - Ah, so I understood correctly! 716 01:05:57,647 --> 01:05:59,842 Mark, one million. 717 01:05:59,967 --> 01:06:02,959 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 718 01:06:03,367 --> 01:06:07,280 Paci, please, a little bit more ... 719 01:06:08,687 --> 01:06:10,678 And a little less ... 720 01:06:10,807 --> 01:06:13,605 And then ... One million. 721 01:06:14,967 --> 01:06:19,961 - How did it go? - They got me. - For all the episodes? - Yes. 722 01:06:20,087 --> 01:06:23,602 And after five episodes I'll be performing all around Italy! 723 01:06:23,727 --> 01:06:28,642 - What figure did you set? - They give you... 724 01:06:30,367 --> 01:06:33,359 - One. - One what? - One million per episode. 725 01:06:33,487 --> 01:06:38,481 - A million? - I asked little? - No, I would have asked for 800,000 lire. 726 01:06:38,607 --> 01:06:43,806 - Go, Leonardo! - I told you that you needed a manager. 727 01:06:43,927 --> 01:06:46,919 We're going to drink, I'll pay. Want an amaro? 728 01:06:47,327 --> 01:06:50,842 I sell the Soldier and the Infant for 3,000 lire. 729 01:06:50,967 --> 01:06:54,596 - Are you crazy? They never win. - I do not want them. 730 01:06:54,727 --> 01:06:58,640 - I'll buy them. - Great deal, boy! 731 01:06:58,767 --> 01:07:01,759 Good morning. Sit down there, make yourself comfortable. 732 01:07:01,887 --> 01:07:03,878 A liquor. 733 01:07:04,607 --> 01:07:06,006 A liquor. 734 01:07:06,127 --> 01:07:09,199 "Arabic", I have it. 735 01:07:11,887 --> 01:07:14,879 "Poetry". Pino, you have it. 736 01:07:15,007 --> 01:07:19,000 - That's not your professor? - Where is he? - There. 737 01:07:19,127 --> 01:07:20,765 Cheers! 738 01:07:22,487 --> 01:07:28,483 - Those wanted to "fuck" Rocco. - Pino! - They do orgies. 739 01:07:29,767 --> 01:07:36,240 It's weird he got along with them. You always said that he is so serious, a philosopher ... 740 01:07:36,367 --> 01:07:40,599 ... very religious. - In fact it seems strange to me too. 741 01:07:40,727 --> 01:07:42,718 Cheers! 742 01:07:42,847 --> 01:07:46,044 Leonardo, come. 743 01:07:46,167 --> 01:07:49,637 - That's Leonardo. - I'm going for a moment. 744 01:07:52,007 --> 01:07:56,523 - Cheers! I wanted to introduce you ... - I know them for their fame. 745 01:07:56,647 --> 01:07:59,320 What do you mean? 746 01:08:00,367 --> 01:08:03,359 We were at their place, we had fun. 747 01:08:03,487 --> 01:08:06,479 See that with the dark hair? 748 01:08:07,527 --> 01:08:10,519 All of a sudden he come out of the closet. 749 01:08:12,487 --> 01:08:15,479 Professor, what did they do? 750 01:08:26,447 --> 01:08:31,441 New horizons, walls collapsed, taboos ... 751 01:08:32,047 --> 01:08:34,845 Go, go home! 752 01:08:35,287 --> 01:08:37,278 A liquor. 753 01:08:37,407 --> 01:08:42,003 It's a matter of feelings, moments, scents, you know? 754 01:08:42,127 --> 01:08:44,118 Sex ... 755 01:08:45,527 --> 01:08:47,518 ... is alchemy. 756 01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:53,480 - Professor, you drank too much. - Yes and you are old. 757 01:08:54,447 --> 01:08:58,645 - Professor, we'd better go. - I have to go, bye. 758 01:08:58,767 --> 01:09:04,558 - It's better if I go with you. - No, I'll be right there with you on your scooter. 759 01:09:04,687 --> 01:09:08,475 Instead they do the long ride. 760 01:09:08,607 --> 01:09:11,405 Liquor. Bye. 761 01:09:12,527 --> 01:09:15,121 The long ride! 762 01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:27,361 - Is he gone? - In your opinion, What is the long ride? 763 01:09:30,607 --> 01:09:33,804 (TV) is a wonderful scooter ... 764 01:09:33,927 --> 01:09:38,796 ... anatomical seat, hydraulic shock absorbers. 765 01:09:38,927 --> 01:09:44,524 It's available in all these colors and is guaranteed for three years. 766 01:09:44,647 --> 01:09:48,242 Service communication, be careful. 767 01:09:48,367 --> 01:09:53,760 My toothpaste costs 18,500 lire. And is American, very rare. 768 01:09:53,887 --> 01:09:57,880 If you want to use it, squeeze it from the bottom, not from the center. 769 01:09:58,007 --> 01:10:03,445 - Buy 5, do not break my balls. - That is disgusting, dickhead! 770 01:10:04,727 --> 01:10:08,481 Bravo, you took them from your father-in-law wallet? 771 01:10:08,607 --> 01:10:11,883 You shit, you know where I will put the toothpaste? 772 01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:15,602 - Calm down. - Rocco breaked my balls for a long time. 773 01:10:15,727 --> 01:10:19,720 I do not slap you just because life has already done it! 774 01:10:19,847 --> 01:10:24,045 - And I do not because I do not touch shit! - Enough! 775 01:10:24,167 --> 01:10:29,366 - If the university has this effect, let's leave it now. - You are right. 776 01:10:29,487 --> 01:10:35,676 Nobody pushed you to come back, you could still be the perfect husband. 777 01:10:35,807 --> 01:10:41,006 Bruno, if we take example from you, then nobody will get married anymore. 778 01:10:41,127 --> 01:10:44,324 - What do you say? "We know you're fucking your sister-in-law. 779 01:10:44,447 --> 01:10:47,439 - Asshole! - Do not you ever do it again. 780 01:10:47,567 --> 01:10:51,560 - Leave my family alone. - What family? 781 01:10:51,687 --> 01:10:56,681 He's right, Bruno. What family? You are only waiting for your father-in-law to die. 782 01:10:56,807 --> 01:11:00,800 - These are my fucking business. - All right, but now it's enough. 783 01:11:00,927 --> 01:11:04,920 We crossed the line. Just relax. 784 01:11:05,807 --> 01:11:11,006 - I know a Zen technique. - But fuck you! - Eat, Pino. 785 01:11:12,047 --> 01:11:17,246 Guys, we have been living together for two years. We gavethree exams in four. 786 01:11:17,367 --> 01:11:21,155 Is it right? Three exams in four. 787 01:11:22,167 --> 01:11:28,402 Pino, you have not done your bed in four months. You really suck! 788 01:11:28,527 --> 01:11:32,725 Because he's an artist, lives in the world of the arts. 789 01:11:32,847 --> 01:11:37,637 - I wash the dishes myself! - You make servant speeches, you're boring! 790 01:11:37,767 --> 01:11:41,760 Sorry, Bruno, if my speeches bore you! 791 01:11:41,887 --> 01:11:47,723 But you have to do it, because here the only one who works hard is me. 792 01:11:47,847 --> 01:11:52,238 When we came to live here, the agreements were different. 793 01:11:52,367 --> 01:11:57,760 We had to have the common money, go shopping taking turns, clean the toilet. 794 01:11:57,887 --> 01:12:02,881 I'm the only one who cleans here. I do not like to live in this shit! 795 01:12:03,767 --> 01:12:06,156 Look at this man. 796 01:12:06,287 --> 01:12:12,840 When he pees, he makes a lake. Then, to go to the bathroom, you need the beach fins! 797 01:12:12,967 --> 01:12:18,803 Little-boy, I've said it many times, if you can not do it while standing up, then sit down! 798 01:12:18,927 --> 01:12:22,966 Now I sit down like the "fiche"! 799 01:12:23,087 --> 01:12:28,081 The only thing we managed to do was to furnish this kitchen. 800 01:12:28,207 --> 01:12:32,200 What a masterpiece, like being in Disneyland! 801 01:14:11,127 --> 01:14:14,119 It looks like Disneyland! 802 01:14:14,247 --> 01:14:18,638 Guys, we want to spend our life regretting the Nutella? 803 01:14:18,767 --> 01:14:24,364 Now enough with snacks. From tomorrow the recreation, Dl-Dl-Dl-DI ... 804 01:14:25,167 --> 01:14:27,158 ... it's over. 805 01:14:32,767 --> 01:14:35,964 Shoes, transceiver ... 806 01:14:36,087 --> 01:14:40,717 ... cowboy badge, hat and belt! 807 01:14:40,847 --> 01:14:43,441 I'll give back everything. 808 01:14:43,567 --> 01:14:46,718 What did you want to tell me that was so important? 809 01:14:46,847 --> 01:14:51,238 I did not sleep for three nights and I do not know how to tell you, though ... 810 01:14:51,367 --> 01:14:55,360 You and I, we could never be together. 811 01:14:55,487 --> 01:15:00,481 I know how these things work: You're a beautiful girl, I'm just funny. 812 01:15:00,607 --> 01:15:04,805 The fourth time we meet, we get together. And then? 813 01:15:04,927 --> 01:15:09,921 You are always around for the pictures and me at home with Tony's baby. 814 01:15:10,047 --> 01:15:12,880 He'll want to see him on Sundays... 815 01:15:13,007 --> 01:15:15,999 ... and I will be sad because I'll like him. 816 01:15:16,127 --> 01:15:19,324 We can not do this, Letizia. Let's stay friends. 817 01:15:19,447 --> 01:15:24,441 But even not. After all, it was beautiful even if it nothing has happened. 818 01:15:24,567 --> 01:15:29,561 Maybe the best loves are those on which you expect so much ... 819 01:15:29,687 --> 01:15:33,885 ... and then, instead, nothing happens. CELLULAR RINGS 820 01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:37,204 - The telephone. - Sorry. Hello? 821 01:15:37,327 --> 01:15:42,117 Hello, Rocco. Yes, but ... Okay, I'll pass him! 822 01:15:42,527 --> 01:15:45,519 - It's Rocco. - Rocco? 823 01:15:47,847 --> 01:15:49,838 When? 824 01:15:51,647 --> 01:15:53,638 Where? 825 01:15:55,047 --> 01:15:59,438 - All right, I'm coming. - What happened? - I have to go. 826 01:16:00,207 --> 01:16:04,917 If is a boy, Lorenzo is a nice name. Ciao. 827 01:16:13,167 --> 01:16:16,364 Letizia, the break is over. Let's start. 828 01:16:19,647 --> 01:16:21,638 Let's start! 829 01:16:37,167 --> 01:16:39,362 Can you see this little dot? 830 01:16:39,487 --> 01:16:43,480 The bullet has stopped here, two millimeters from the main vein. 831 01:16:43,607 --> 01:16:48,601 It 's a miracle that he is not dead. Surgery would be too risky. 832 01:16:48,727 --> 01:16:51,719 However, now it seems out of danger. 833 01:16:51,847 --> 01:16:57,046 He will spend the last years of his life with a bullet near the heart. 834 01:16:57,167 --> 01:17:01,160 - If the bullet moves? - It's almost impossible. 835 01:17:01,287 --> 01:17:05,280 As soon as he woke up, he asked about you. Are you related? 836 01:17:05,407 --> 01:17:09,605 - No, we're friends. Can I see him? - Yes, but not for long. 837 01:17:09,727 --> 01:17:13,003 He must rest, he had a bad shock. 838 01:17:14,487 --> 01:17:17,479 - It's this one. - Thank you. 839 01:17:33,007 --> 01:17:34,998 Professor? 840 01:17:37,927 --> 01:17:39,918 Leonardo. 841 01:17:40,567 --> 01:17:43,559 Professor, what happened? 842 01:17:45,927 --> 01:17:49,124 Just a shot 843 01:17:51,047 --> 01:17:54,403 The doctor said they can not operate. 844 01:17:55,247 --> 01:17:57,238 Okay, 845 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:02,886 I didn't succeeded in doing that either. 846 01:18:03,007 --> 01:18:07,319 Luckily, otherwise I remained alone like a fool! 847 01:18:09,407 --> 01:18:13,525 Now I also have a bullet stuck in my chest. 848 01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:17,037 Now you are really a myth! 849 01:18:17,807 --> 01:18:20,799 Yes, like Gino Paoli. 850 01:18:21,767 --> 01:18:24,759 True, like Gino Paoli. 851 01:18:36,767 --> 01:18:41,761 (TV) After the international guests and the national ones ... 852 01:18:41,887 --> 01:18:47,484 ... It's time for the young contendants. Every week we go through Italy ... 853 01:18:47,607 --> 01:18:50,758 ... looking for new singers, comedians, actors. 854 01:18:50,887 --> 01:18:54,926 Good evening. There should be a friend of mine, can I ... 855 01:18:55,047 --> 01:18:58,676 (Tv) We present a Tuscan comedian. 856 01:18:58,807 --> 01:19:05,360 Will he be a new "damned" Tuscan? Ladies and gentlemen, Pino Noferini! 857 01:19:10,207 --> 01:19:14,166 Come, Pino. Hello. Then... 858 01:19:15,087 --> 01:19:17,681 He is a dear friend of mine. 859 01:19:17,807 --> 01:19:21,516 (TV) Where are you from? - From Florence. - You're excited. 860 01:19:21,647 --> 01:19:27,244 But as soon as you hear our audience, everything will be easy. 861 01:19:27,367 --> 01:19:29,562 Pino Noferini! 862 01:19:36,687 --> 01:19:39,645 Hi, I ... 863 01:19:39,767 --> 01:19:42,804 Sorry, my name is Pino. 864 01:19:43,807 --> 01:19:47,197 I would like to present you what I wrote. 865 01:19:47,327 --> 01:19:52,720 I mean, we wrote. It's about a shepherd, you know... 866 01:19:52,847 --> 01:19:57,045 It's about a sardinian milkman, a shepherd milkman. 867 01:19:57,167 --> 01:20:01,877 (TV) he is a Sardinian shepherd milkman ... who has so many sheeps. 868 01:20:06,527 --> 01:20:09,519 I can't remember, PORCA MADONNA ... 869 01:20:11,847 --> 01:20:13,838 Did he swear? 870 01:20:14,527 --> 01:20:16,916 Did he swear? 871 01:20:20,727 --> 01:20:23,525 - The beauty of the live show! 872 01:20:23,647 --> 01:20:28,641 - That despair blasphemy - echoed in the homes of the Italians. 873 01:20:28,767 --> 01:20:31,440 - We hit the rock bottom. 874 01:20:31,567 --> 01:20:36,163 - And when you touch the bottom, - either you drown or you come back to the surface. 875 01:20:36,287 --> 01:20:39,279 - But to re-emerge from the abyss ... 876 01:20:39,407 --> 01:20:44,401 ... we first had to free ourselves - from our heavy weights. 877 01:20:48,647 --> 01:20:51,320 I have to talk to you. 878 01:20:51,447 --> 01:20:54,837 This is a very important thing. 879 01:20:54,967 --> 01:20:58,960 If I don't tell you, I will feel like shit. 880 01:21:02,247 --> 01:21:07,879 This is my family, but I didn't behave well with you. 881 01:21:08,007 --> 01:21:10,999 - I'm going ... - Wait, it's about you too. 882 01:21:14,047 --> 01:21:16,163 You too? 883 01:21:17,567 --> 01:21:22,766 I want to tell you the truth. It seems right, right? 884 01:21:26,207 --> 01:21:28,596 Berto, I ... 885 01:21:31,327 --> 01:21:34,319 I wanted to tell you that ... 886 01:21:37,087 --> 01:21:39,078 I wanted to tell you ... 887 01:21:39,207 --> 01:21:45,123 (Together) I wanted to tell you? - I'm leaving the university and will return to Follonica. 888 01:21:45,247 --> 01:21:47,636 What a coward! 889 01:21:47,767 --> 01:21:52,363 Boys, one thing at a time. Now this, then maybe the rest. 890 01:21:52,487 --> 01:21:56,719 Rocco, you look different today. Did you cut your hair? 891 01:21:56,847 --> 01:22:02,638 No, I was pissed with the glasses and so I got contact lenses. 892 01:22:02,767 --> 01:22:07,557 - I look bad? - No, very well. Actually, you're better. 893 01:22:07,687 --> 01:22:12,477 - But you had to do it first. - I had to do a lot of things first. 894 01:22:12,607 --> 01:22:17,397 - From tomorrow I'll show you. - To whom? - In general. 895 01:22:17,527 --> 01:22:23,363 I'll renovate the house in Via del Querceto, Grandma left it to me. 896 01:22:23,487 --> 01:22:28,481 You'll go to the city, I'll be in Follonica, they will be scattered around and we not see each other anymore. 897 01:22:28,607 --> 01:22:33,601 - They will bey scattered? It's only two of them. - The village, Follonica ... 898 01:22:33,727 --> 01:22:38,721 - After all, there are cars. - Do you know what we're doing? 899 01:22:38,847 --> 01:22:43,841 As soon as I renovate the house in Via del Querceto, we'll meet again. 900 01:22:43,967 --> 01:22:49,405 (with Tuscan accent) A little fica!. - 320,000 lire! How much is it per person? 901 01:22:49,527 --> 01:22:52,519 - 80,000 lire. - 80,000 per person? 902 01:22:52,647 --> 01:22:57,277 - With all that the artist has been drinking! - I drink during birthdays. 903 01:22:57,407 --> 01:23:00,763 He is right. The party is mine and I pay. 904 01:23:00,887 --> 01:23:07,406 - No, we offer. Divide by three. - Really who pays is the celebrated. 905 01:23:07,527 --> 01:23:13,204 - I make a check. - Bounced! - I know the rule. 906 01:23:13,327 --> 01:23:18,196 If we buy him a present, then he pays. If not we will pay. 907 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:22,525 - So we pay for it. - The real rule is: Go fuck yourselves! 908 01:23:22,647 --> 01:23:25,639 I think another thing. 909 01:23:26,207 --> 01:23:29,005 This bill ... 910 01:23:29,607 --> 01:23:32,201 ... is too expensive! 911 01:23:32,327 --> 01:23:38,084 - Do not be a bischero. Give me the bill. - No. 912 01:23:38,207 --> 01:23:42,041 - We do not do bullshit here. - Shall we? 913 01:23:56,327 --> 01:23:59,319 It's a very simple thing, but nice. 914 01:23:59,447 --> 01:24:04,646 You'll count to three, then wave the napkin and we start. 915 01:24:04,767 --> 01:24:07,759 The last to arrive at the bottom of the road will pay the bill. 916 01:24:07,887 --> 01:24:12,517 - It seems to me a "bischerata"! - But we like to play. 917 01:24:12,647 --> 01:24:16,606 Ready? One, two, three, go! 918 01:24:23,167 --> 01:24:25,158 Waiter... 919 01:24:28,407 --> 01:24:32,400 The nice thing is that I also gave them the start! 920 01:24:32,967 --> 01:24:34,559 Fuck you! 921 01:24:34,687 --> 01:24:38,885 - It's not important to tell you - how our story ends. 922 01:24:39,007 --> 01:24:43,205 - Anyway, that was a day - fundamental to my life. 923 01:24:43,327 --> 01:24:46,319 - Professor Galliano was right ... 924 01:24:46,447 --> 01:24:50,440 ... the unforgettable days of a man's life are five or six. 925 01:24:50,567 --> 01:24:53,559 - The rest is just filling! 926 01:25:08,007 --> 01:25:10,999 VOICES